The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Travis Homer
Travis Homer · PIT · RB
“Homer loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Homer's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- The team goes up 21 early and Homer gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
90%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single Falcons jersey, ironically worn
- A used challenge flag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Homer, Homer, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Homer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Homer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Homer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.