The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Travis Homer
Travis Homer · PIT · RB
“Homer is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Homer's week
- Homer runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Homer gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
78%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Homer's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Homer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Homer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Homer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.