The Stuffed Run Hex of Travis Homer
Travis Homer · PIT · RB
“Homer gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Miami (FL)'s biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Homer's week
- Homer is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- A mysterious flag erases Homer's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
77%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Homer drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Homer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Homer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Homer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.