The Blocking Assignment Hex of Travis Kelce
Travis Kelce · KC · TE
“At 37, Kelce is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Kelce's week
- Kelce's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Kelce finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
85%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Kelce's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Kelce in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Kelce is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Kelce actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.