The Chip-and-Release Hex of Travis Kelce
Travis Kelce · KC · TE
“At 37, Kelce is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Kelce's week
- Kelce scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Kelce gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Cincinnati's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Kelce's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Kelce in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Kelce is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Kelce actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.