The Invisible Route Hex of Travis Kelce
Travis Kelce · KC · TE
“Kelce gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Kelce's week
- Kelce is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- At 37, Kelce is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
89%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A used challenge flag
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Kelce's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Kelce in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Kelce is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Kelce actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.