The Hamstring Hex of Travis Kelce
Travis Kelce · KC · TE
“At 37, Kelce is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Kelce's week
- Kelce stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
- Kelce scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
73%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Jaguars, tongue of ref,
Bring Chiefs down to grief,
Kelce scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Kelce in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Kelce is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Kelce actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.