The Blocking Assignment Hex of Travis Kelce
Travis Kelce · KC · TE
“Kelce is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Kelce's week
- Kelce's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Kelce gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Cincinnati's biggest rival.
88%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Kelce drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Kelce in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Kelce is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Kelce actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.