The Hamstring Hex of Travis Kelce
Travis Kelce · KC · TE
“Kelce is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Kelce's week
- Kelce gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Kelce is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
86%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Texans locker room
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Kelce's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Kelce in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Kelce is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Kelce actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.