The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Travis Kelce
Travis Kelce · KC · TE
“At 37, Kelce is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Kelce's week
- Kelce tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Kelce lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
77%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Eye of Patriots, tongue of ref,
Bring Chiefs down to grief,
Kelce scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Kelce in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Kelce is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Kelce actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.