The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Travis Kelce
Travis Kelce · KC · TE
“At 37, Kelce is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Kelce's week
- Kelce will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Kelce's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
79%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Browns locker room
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Kelce's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Kelce in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Kelce is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Kelce actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.