The Chip-and-Release Hex of Travis Kelce
Travis Kelce · KC · TE
“Kelce catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Kelce's week
- At 37, Kelce is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Kelce will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
80%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Kelce, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Kelce in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Kelce is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Kelce actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.