The Late Scratch Hex of Travis Kelce
Travis Kelce · KC · TE
“At 37, Kelce is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Kelce's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Kelce's stadium. Only over Kelce.
- Kelce is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
79%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Kelce, Kelce, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Kelce in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Kelce is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Kelce actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.