The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Travis Kelce
Travis Kelce · KC · TE
“Kelce is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Kelce's week
- Kelce gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Cincinnati's biggest rival.
- Kelce is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
78%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Kelce, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Kelce in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Kelce is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Kelce actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.