The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Travis Kelce
Travis Kelce · KC · TE
“Kelce will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Kelce's week
- At 37, Kelce is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Kelce gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
76%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chiefs locker room
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Kelce drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Kelce in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Kelce is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Kelce actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.