The Chip-and-Release Hex of Travis Kelce
Travis Kelce · KC · TE
“At 37, Kelce is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Kelce's week
- Ref: "Number Kelce, that's a flag." Kelce: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Kelce gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Cincinnati's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single tear from a Lions fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Kelce's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Kelce in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Kelce is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Kelce actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.