The Blocking Assignment Hex of Travis Kelce
Travis Kelce · KC · TE
“Kelce is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Kelce's week
- Kelce finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Kelce is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
86%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Kelce's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Kelce in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Kelce is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Kelce actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.