The Chip-and-Release Hex of Travis Kelce
Travis Kelce · KC · TE
“Kelce scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Kelce's week
- Kelce gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Cincinnati's biggest rival.
- Kelce sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
78%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bengals locker room
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Kelce's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Kelce in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Kelce is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Kelce actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.