The Invisible Route Hex of Travis Kelce
Travis Kelce · KC · TE
“At 37, Kelce is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Kelce's week
- Kelce will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Kelce gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
72%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Kelce drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Kelce in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Kelce is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Kelce actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.