The Invisible Route Hex of Travis Kelce
Travis Kelce · KC · TE
“Kelce gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Cincinnati's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Kelce's week
- Kelce gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Kelce spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
78%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Kelce's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Kelce in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Kelce is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Kelce actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.