The Phantom Flag Hex of Travis Kelce
Travis Kelce · KC · TE
“Kelce is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Kelce's week
- At 37, Kelce is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- A mysterious flag erases Kelce's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
83%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single Patriots jersey, ironically worn
- A single tear from a Jets fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Kelce drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Kelce in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Kelce is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Kelce actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.