The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Travis Kelce
Travis Kelce · KC · TE
“At 37, Kelce is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Kelce's week
- Kelce gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Kelce's stadium. Only over Kelce.
80%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Eagles fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Kelce drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Kelce in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Kelce is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Kelce actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.