The Phantom Flag Hex of Travis Kelce
Travis Kelce · KC · TE
“At 37, Kelce is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Kelce's week
- Ref: "Number Kelce, that's a flag." Kelce: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Kelce's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
74%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Kelce drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Kelce in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Kelce is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Kelce actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.