The Snap Count Hex of Travis Kelce
Travis Kelce · KC · TE
“At 37, Kelce is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Kelce's week
- Ref: "Number Kelce, that's a flag." Kelce: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Kelce finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
87%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A used challenge flag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Kelce's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Kenneth Walker III
- Brock Bowers
- Trey McBride
- Rashee Rice
- Colston Loveland
- Patrick Mahomes
- Tyler Warren
- Sam LaPorta
- Harold Fannin Jr.
- Tucker Kraft
- Kyle Pitts Sr.
- George Kittle
FAQ
How do I curse Travis Kelce in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Kelce is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Kelce actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.