The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of TreVeyon Henderson
TreVeyon Henderson · NE · RB
“Henderson gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Henderson's week
- A mysterious flag erases Henderson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Henderson is already "Out" with that illness. The witch only has to push gently.
83%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A used challenge flag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Henderson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse TreVeyon Henderson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If TreVeyon Henderson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing TreVeyon Henderson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.