The Sack Spiral Hex of Trevor Lawrence
Trevor Lawrence · JAX · QB
“Lawrence will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Lawrence's week
- Lawrence will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Lawrence sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
84%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Eye of Panthers, tongue of ref,
Bring Jaguars down to grief,
Lawrence scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Trevor Lawrence in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trevor Lawrence is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trevor Lawrence actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.