The Sack Spiral Hex of Trevor Lawrence
Trevor Lawrence · JAX · QB
“Lawrence gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Lawrence's week
- Lawrence's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- A mysterious flag erases Lawrence's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
82%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Lawrence drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Trevor Lawrence in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trevor Lawrence is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trevor Lawrence actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.