The Late Scratch Hex of Trevor Lawrence
Trevor Lawrence · JAX · QB
“Lawrence leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Lawrence's week
- Lawrence will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
- The broadcast shows Lawrence on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
75%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single tear from a Chargers fan
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Lawrence, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Trevor Lawrence in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trevor Lawrence is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trevor Lawrence actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.