The Hamstring Hex of Trevor Lawrence
Trevor Lawrence · JAX · QB
“Lawrence sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Lawrence's week
- Lawrence will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
- Garbage time arrives early for Lawrence: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
80%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Lawrence drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Trevor Lawrence in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trevor Lawrence is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trevor Lawrence actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.