The Sideline-Scold Hex of Trevor Lawrence
Trevor Lawrence · JAX · QB
“The play clock hits zero on Lawrence four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Lawrence's week
- Lawrence gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Lawrence will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
88%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Lawrence's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Trevor Lawrence in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trevor Lawrence is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trevor Lawrence actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.