The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Trevor Lawrence
Trevor Lawrence · JAX · QB
“Lawrence slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Lawrence's week
- Lawrence will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Lawrence gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
72%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Lawrence drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Trevor Lawrence in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trevor Lawrence is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trevor Lawrence actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.