The Sideline-Scold Hex of Trevor Lawrence
Trevor Lawrence · JAX · QB
“Every deep ball Lawrence throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Lawrence's week
- Lawrence will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
- Lawrence gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
83%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Lawrence's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Trevor Lawrence in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trevor Lawrence is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trevor Lawrence actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.