The Intentional Grounding Hex of Trevor Lawrence
Trevor Lawrence · JAX · QB
“Lawrence is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Lawrence's week
- Lawrence slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
- Lawrence gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
89%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Lawrence, Lawrence, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Trevor Lawrence in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trevor Lawrence is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trevor Lawrence actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.