The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Trevor Lawrence
Trevor Lawrence · JAX · QB
“Lawrence will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Lawrence's week
- Lawrence will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- The play clock hits zero on Lawrence four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
84%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single Commanders jersey, ironically worn
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Lawrence drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Trevor Lawrence in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trevor Lawrence is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trevor Lawrence actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.