The Hamstring Hex of Trevor Lawrence
Trevor Lawrence · JAX · QB
“Lawrence is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Lawrence's week
- Lawrence gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Clemson's biggest rival.
- Lawrence gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
72%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Lawrence's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Trevor Lawrence in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trevor Lawrence is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trevor Lawrence actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.