The Checkdown Hex of Trevor Lawrence
Trevor Lawrence · JAX · QB
“Lawrence goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Lawrence's week
- Lawrence finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Lawrence gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Clemson's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Lawrence, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Trevor Lawrence in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trevor Lawrence is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trevor Lawrence actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.