The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Trevor Lawrence
Trevor Lawrence · JAX · QB
“Lawrence slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Lawrence's week
- Lawrence will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Lawrence gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
82%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Eye of Cardinals, tongue of ref,
Bring Jaguars down to grief,
Lawrence scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Trevor Lawrence in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trevor Lawrence is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trevor Lawrence actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.