The Late Scratch Hex of Trevor Lawrence
Trevor Lawrence · JAX · QB
“Lawrence's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Lawrence's week
- Lawrence will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
- The broadcast shows Lawrence on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
92%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Buccaneers fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Eye of Broncos, tongue of ref,
Bring Jaguars down to grief,
Lawrence scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Trevor Lawrence in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trevor Lawrence is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trevor Lawrence actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.