The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Trevor Lawrence
Trevor Lawrence · JAX · QB
“Lawrence gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Lawrence's week
- Lawrence is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Lawrence will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
82%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Lawrence's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Trevor Lawrence in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trevor Lawrence is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trevor Lawrence actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.