The Intentional Grounding Hex of Trevor Lawrence
Trevor Lawrence · JAX · QB
“The play clock hits zero on Lawrence four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Lawrence's week
- Lawrence slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Lawrence's stadium. Only over Lawrence.
74%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Texans locker room
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Jaguars down to grief,
Lawrence scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Jayden Daniels
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- Brock Purdy
- Jared Goff
FAQ
How do I curse Trevor Lawrence in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trevor Lawrence is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trevor Lawrence actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.