The Sideline-Scold Hex of Trevor Lawrence
Trevor Lawrence · JAX · QB
“Lawrence will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Lawrence's week
- Lawrence is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Lawrence will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
84%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Lawrence's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Trevor Lawrence in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trevor Lawrence is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trevor Lawrence actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.