The Hamstring Hex of Trey McBride
Trey McBride · ARI · TE
“Ref: "Number McBride, that's a flag." McBride: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins McBride's week
- McBride's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- McBride has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
91%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take McBride's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey McBride in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey McBride is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey McBride actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.