The Blocking Assignment Hex of Trey McBride
Trey McBride · ARI · TE
“McBride will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins McBride's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over McBride's stadium. Only over McBride.
- McBride sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
73%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
McBride's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey McBride in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey McBride is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey McBride actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.