The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Trey McBride
Trey McBride · ARI · TE
“McBride gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins McBride's week
- McBride is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- McBride spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
87%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
McBride's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey McBride in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey McBride is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey McBride actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.