The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Trey Smack
Trey Smack · GB · K
“Rookie Smack gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Smack's week
- Smack gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida's biggest rival.
- The broadcast shows Smack on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
79%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single Bengals jersey, ironically worn
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Smack drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey Smack in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey Smack is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey Smack actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.