The Wind Hex of Trey Smack
Trey Smack · GB · K
“Smack gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Smack's week
- Smack hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
- Rookie Smack gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
74%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Smack's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey Smack in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey Smack is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey Smack actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.