The Hamstring Hex of Trey Smack
Trey Smack · GB · K
“Smack's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Smack's week
- Rookie Smack gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Smack gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
73%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Smack drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey Smack in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey Smack is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey Smack actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.