The Snap Count Hex of Trey Smack
Trey Smack · GB · K
“Smack tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Smack's week
- Smack gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
- Rookie Smack gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
80%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single Lions jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Smack's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey Smack in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey Smack is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey Smack actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.