The Blocking Assignment Hex of Tucker Kraft
Tucker Kraft · GB · TE
“Kraft will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Kraft's week
- Kraft goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- A mysterious flag erases Kraft's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
78%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Kraft's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tucker Kraft in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tucker Kraft is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tucker Kraft actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.