The Invisible Route Hex of Tucker Kraft
Tucker Kraft · GB · TE
“Kraft's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Kraft's week
- Kraft gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Kraft finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
90%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Eye of Colts, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Kraft scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- George Kittle
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FAQ
How do I curse Tucker Kraft in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tucker Kraft is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tucker Kraft actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.